I am a strange person. I love lace and pink, and I also love machetes and video games. I design kitchens full time. I am happily married to my best friend. (he's weird too). I have two dogs that are my children, and they know it. I can barely dress myself but I can tell other what looks good. I always burn myself with a curling iron. I can't paint my own nails. I do not like the beach, but I love the mountains.